Robyn is Justin’s older sister. Having just been expelled from
St Columba’s she can’t resist tormenting Justin’s timid tutor to
relieve her boredom. Even reaching level thirteen of her favourite
computer game (
Dead-Brainz 2 ... Zombies in Your Cranium)
can’t cheer her up.

In her psychedelic room at the top of the west tower, lava lamps
bubble and mirrored disco-balls twirl and sparkle. (Mrs
Gilliechattan complains that just dusting in there gives her a
severe migraine!

“ The moment Robyn thought of her old school,
she slumped down in her chair, allowing a curtain
of glossy raven hair to obscure her scowl and
protruding lower lip. She forced herself to focus on
the things she’d hated about it: the petty rules, the
poxy uniform, the control-freak teachers with oral
hygiene issues and the fashion sense of hobbits. ”